Brighten Your Day #10!

This brighten your day is basically just some funny smart mouth things that Macy said on our trip that I probably shouldnt have laughed at!
Yesterday we were at Macinaw and Macy really had to pee so I took her to Starbucks. We got in the bathroom and there was no toilet paper so we told the lady and she sent someone to do it but they were taking forever so we went across the street to a Hamburger place. Macy goes right in and yells "Where's your restroom?!" and someone yells back "We dont have one, but you can go to Starbucks across the street." and then Macy goes "They don't have any toilet paper!"
Yesterday Macy and I were in the bathroom again and there was this little girl throwing a Huge Fit about some toy that she wanted but her mom wouldnt let her get. I seriously wanted to throw the girl into a pile of horse poop! Macy looks up at me and says "That little girl needs to climb a bridge and get over it!" Hahaha
A few nights ago we were walkin around at Macinaw City and Macy was complaining. She said this in a whiny almost crying voice "Mom I'm bored and I'm hungry and worst of all my dogs are barkin" LOLLLLLLL
Macy was complaining again on our way to Macinaw and she said "Dad whatever we do lets not drive for much longer because I'm pretty much car rided out"
At the sue locks Macy was really bored and she was "Like wow a big boat. Who cares? This is a total waste of time!" Hahahaha