Im Reading!!

First off I want to warn everyone that asked to be on the waiting list for My Sister's Keeper not to expect it for a while because i have had it for two weeks and i am only on page 117 LOL Sorry!! I got to it first so if you really want to read it then buy it!!

Something you should NEVER do!!

People really should not mow the lawn in their bikinis especially if you live in town or around lots of people so EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU!!!

Transformersssssssszzzzzz

Last night Tyler and I went to go see transformers!!! I have to admit I liked and I usually DO NOT like long movies I try to avoid them the best I can the only long movie i was actually into totally 100% was Marley and Me. Transformers was pretty close I only dozed off a couple times because the fighting scenes were too long. So overall it was pretty engaging!
Also another movie I watched last night was Meet Dave HILARIOUS!!!!

Brighten Your Day #5

so yesterday my friend Chelsea didnt come to work because she had a funeral. lol. so everyone was freaking out they were like "OMG Chelsea Has A No Call No Show!!" and then i said "Calm Down Calm Down!! She Had A Funeral!!" and then my manager goes "Maybe It Was For Micheal Jackson!" LOL I laughed soooo hard!! wat a gut buster.

Fun Day With My Hilarious Little Sister

I had to babysit my sister today because my mom had to go to college so yeah. I had a fun day cuz carli was at work and it was just me and her. To start off this morning she made me a french vanilla cappicino and i dont drink coffee cuz its GROSS and plus she put way to much sugar in it so i dumped it lol. then we went swimming from 1 or 2 till like 5 and we made the kcoolest water slide out of popped floaties hahahahaha and to top it off, MRS. SWARTZ COMMENTED ME!! THANKS MRS. SWARTZ THAT TOTALLY BRIGHTENED MY DAY!!

Brighten Your Day #4

so yesterday i went to the dentist to get my beautiful teeth whightened! and my cleaner person was soo funny!! I loved her (her name is sarah at zettel and zettel just for future refrence) lol but anyway she got out this new floss and she said "look at this cool floss IT'S STRETCHY she said with a really funny voice I laughed soo hard!! but yeah isnt that cool that they have strecthy floss now i love it!!!!

Brighten Your Day #3

My mom makes really good pasta salad :) HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
sorry i know this one sucks but i had a really horrible day at work i would say more but this is a brighten your day blog!!

Brighten Your Day #2

So my little cousin Mary always comes over as a matter of fact she is over right now..and she played a cute little trick on me today that made me laugh a good one but it's kind of hard to explain so if you dont understand SORRY! not my problem :) JK
Anyway so heres the thing my bathroom sink has a big cupboard and a couple drawers attached underneath. Get it? Well Mary was hiding in the cupboard and since the drawers are attached to the with the cupboard she was able to put her hand inside the drawer (while still hiding) so when i opened the drawer to get a pony tail she grabbed my hand and scared to lights out of me!!! ISN'T THAT FUNNY!!!!

Brighten Your Day #1

since life can be stressful and horrible I have decided to write short little cute stories that can really brighten your day!! Just thinking of you :) so if your having a really bad day just take a look at these and they will give you a good laugh!

So last night I had a nightmare that Tyler and I broke up. It was really weird because I broke up with him...but i didnt want to....i dont know dreams are crazy but anywho everyone hated me for breaking up with him and this morning i woke up and i still thought the dream was real and i picked my phone up to text him to try to get him back but then i realized that i was just a dream!! LOL HAHA THAT's what i call funny!!!

MY BEST FRIEND EVER'S BIRTHDAY!!

You all know who my best friend forever is by now right? CALLIE!!!! Yeah it's her sweet sixteen today and i got her the kcoolest present ever!! And my mom made her cookies!!! I just got home and i have been at her house since like 10 in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah she picked me up, we went to the dollar store, we went to the movie store (which is also a tanning salon), we went to the bank (we saw a homeless lady and Nicki's (callie's mom's) teacher there!), then we went to her house and cleaned out the garage, then we went inside and watched designed to sell, then we blew up ballons (and i suck all the ones i blew up blew away or popped), then we moved everything into the garage, then we decorated her cake (and callie stained her fingers blue), then we went to mcdonalds, then we went to this burnt down house, then we went to glens, then we came home and ate sloppy joes and they were soossooosoososososso good!!, then cal took a shower, then we decorated the mailbox and all the cars zoomed by like jerks, and then everyone else showed up!!! I had soo much fun!! I love cal and i love going to her house her mom and her sister just crack me up i love them!!!! I had the best time and i cant wait to spend the day there again!!
P.S. I LLLLOOOOVVVVEEEE chelsea's new purple hair!!!

My Sister's "Friend"

My sister Carli and I are only 13 months apart so she isn't that much younger than me so I basically know everything about her. Well she is keeping something from me. This boy showed up at our house last night but I don't know who he is...he came over today too and swam in our pool. They talk on the phone a lot too and she hides everytime they are on the phone. Which is soo weird because she usually lets me listen when she is on the phone just so I know she's not getting into any trouble. But she is giving me no information but this guy!! He looks like a nice kid and my parents like him and he is cute...but are they friends or more than friends???? Heck as far as I know he could be my long lost brother! Just kidding. But I really need to find out whats going on with Carli and this kid!!

Echo: The Demon Dog!!

Echo is Tyler's beagle. It is soo tiny and cute but it really is the most ANNOYING dog that has ever set paw on this earth! It bites EVERYTHING!! One day i was just laying on the floor watching the longest yard minding my own brother [sister] and the dog decided to do a mike tyson impersonation by biting my ear! That stupid dog pounced on me and bit my ear!! It also pooped right next to Tara's bed!! Echo is such a weird dog!!

Funny Grandma K

So today I went to visit Tyler's Grandma and Grandpa K. They needed help with yard work and such so Tara [tyler's sister] and I were helping Grandma K clean out the garage. She had a whole bunch of really random things and she found some type of excuse to keep them. I even found a black string that she decided to keep because it could go on a fishing line. We also found this crazy thing that was a really long blue rubber tube that had two wooden handles. I have no clue what it was and I don't know why she wanted to keep it but she would'nt throw it away. So really we didnt clean anything...we just went inside and ate pudding while tyler and grandpa k mowed the lawn Ha..

Chris Bones Update

just to let you know that Chris left today. Cal was trying like CRAZY to get a hold of him before he left but she couldnt and then we were soooo mad but this morning he FINALLY texted back. I texted him all day and he was coming in and out of service but at least he knows that i will be expecting texts and letters EVERYDAY. I will miss you like crazy [David Chris Bones]!!

One CRAZZZY Night!!

so last night my parents went to dinner with their friends and they wanted me to babysit my sisters but i wanted to go to my boyfriends house and since tyler [my boyfriend] has sisters around my sisters age i decided to bring them with me. so we were there having fun swimming, having a bonfire, and watching movies until tyler had to take us home because it was 11:00pm. my parents still werent home and they werent going to be for another 4 hours. When we walked in ALL THE LIGHTS WERE ON! and to make matters worse THE SLIDING GLASS DOOR WAS OPEN! What does that mean? It means some creeper broke into my house last night....but they didnt take anything.....I wonder if he left........he could still be in my house [hiding] waiting to [kill] me........my life is in grave danger.....pray for me!

my funny manager

so today i working and around 9:00 am my manager comes up to me and starts complaining about old people. HaHa it was funny because i was just thinking the same thing. Dont get me wrong some old people custumers are super nice and they just brighten your day..but then you get the demon oldies that can ruin your day forever and make you so mad that nothing can save it. So anyway she starts telling me how they are so rude! ha. and how they cant hear you so then you get their order wrong and then they give you dirty looks and yell and try to make a scene when no one really cares about them...also they half the time they dont even know what they are ordering so they will order like an egg mcmuffin thinking that they are getting something totally different and then you laugh to yourself until they start screaming!!! its funny because they think they are the only people in the world and that pretty much proves it when a manager even admits it....ha im so happy that i can blog about this...sorry if im offending anyone but you all know its sooo totally true.
P.S. I also dont like when people from a different country come to AMERICA mcdonalds and try to talk in their language and expect us to understand...If you are from another country and you cant speak english dont come to mcdonalds...dont even come to west branch because NO ONE KNOWS WHAT YOUR SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

June 14, 2009....The Saddest Day Alive

Yes today is the saddest day alive. Why? Well ill tell ya why..today was probably (but hopefully not) the very last day i will ever see Chris Bones. What makes it worse is that i was at work so i couldnt even say goodbye for very long and then i couldnt concentrate on anything because i couldnt stop thinking about chris. I am going to miss him soo much and i will do anything for him to stay here. I am sooo sad i cant even think this is most definetly the saddest day alive.....

Waiting for Swartz.....

Well it has been a couple days since i have started blogging again and i have been waiting like crazy for my favorite teacher Mrs. Swartz to comment me but she wont...i guess she is too busy for me. she has better things to do than read let alone comment my blogs just to make me happy this is soooo depressing.

Why is life sooooo mean???

So i have good news that turns into really sucky news... Well to start out i was really excited that i have a day off of work today and i was really excited last night that i could stay up late and watch a whole bunch of movies and not worry about going to bed early or waking up early. Plus it was supposed to be really nice out today which means i could go swimming and play outside like always. Well this morning i woke up around 11:00 am which is sooo not like me because im an early riser. to make matters worse i woke up with the most horrible cold i have ever had! I feel like crap and i have NO ENERGY!! but i was still happy because my friend CALLIE invited me to go shopping with her so i figured that i had enough energy to walk around in a store for an hour or two so then i was happy but it turns out that we cant go now...so now im sitting in the house wishing i had enough energy to go outside and play with my sisters hopefully if i sallow like four claritan pills i will be able to go outside and hopefully this week is nice like today because i have the whole week off!!! YAY!!

Chris Bones we hate you!!...(but still love you)

Today i learned a very valuable lesson...chris bones is a total waste of life!! (in case you didnt read in callies blog he is our MLB BFF) read more at www.chelsandcal.blogspot.com!! but anyway he is moving to washington on sunday and had his going away party today at the park. Well cal and i made this sweet scrapbook and we planned on talking to him for a least a little bit but oh no!! he was playing basket ball with his friends!! (please refer back to my post boy+ball=major d-bag) anyway instead of saying hi like a nice best friend he just said "What are you guys doing here?" like a big fat loser face jerk ball an hole dork!! so we sat on a bench the whole time and left!! and before we left i yelled at him and told him to never talk to me again if he wanted to keep his finger tips!! so then he calls me and says sorry and that he didnt mean to hurt us and he said that he would visit me (and hopefully cal will show up) and visit me before he leaves.. i really will miss him but he is such a jerk but i also feel like a jerk for not forgiving him! this is the very last time i will ever see him!!!!

Boys + Ball = MAJOR D-BAG

Boys and their stupid toys make them totally forget about their amazing friends and its stupid they wont even teach you how to play football because your a girl and you should be sitting in the grass like a loser watching them and be really bored when all you want to do is play with them and have fun too oh no!!!!

I Declined!!

Today i called the people who offered me a job and declined...IM RELIEVED that i dont have to worry about them anymore but at the same time i want to punch myself in the face because now that i think of it they paid WAYYYYYYY more than McDonalds i get 6.55 at mcdonalds and they offered 7.50.....Man im stupid!!!!

CHRIS BONES'S SCRAPBOOK

This morning I woke up around 8:47 am to a very pleasent surprise......CALLIE STANDING RIGHT IN MY KITCHEN!! I was expecting her and i planned on getting up around 8:00 am but i was up really late the night before and i COULD NOT get up. So she had to look at me for a really long time in my pajamas and my not showered [GROSS] but she came over so we could work on our best friends Chris Bones goodbye scrapbook...i wrote everything and callie did pretty much everything else because im not very creative lol. We are planning on giving it to him tomorrow at his goodbye party at the park tomorrow!!! I hope he really loves it and keeps it forever!!! Well i should really get ready for bed because i have to go to work really early tomorrow!!!!!!!!! Bye!

Sorry!!!!!!

Hey sorry i haven't made blogs in about FOREVER I totally forgot how to make new posts so i had to get some help from by best friend in the whole wide world Callie!! any way im in a pickle....i work at McDonalds the people i work with are terrific people and they treat me very well but Costumers ANNOY the crap out of me!!! they are soooo rude and they freak a leak out whenever you make a little and very fixable and forgettable mistake......so i applyed some where else where i dont exactly have to deal with that AND I GOT OFFERED A JOB THERE but im stuck i dont want to leave all of my shweet coworkers especially my amazing bffs chelsea and amanda!!!! This new place is offering more money but less hours and i start off seasonal and then they decide if they want to keep me......I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! Gosh if it wasnt for all of you STUPID ANNOYING people who make the worst out of every situation and treat the people who are waiting on you hand and foot like dirt maybe i wouldnt be in this very sticky smelly pickle!! So take my advice........IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE JERK FACE COSTUMERS KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!