Boys Are Totally Nuts!

Last night Tyler was going on and on about his little football camp and I was listening...
They had a pizza eating contest and Anthony won...he ate 35 pieces of pizza!! He is TOTALLY nuts!!

Brighten Your Day #12 or maybe it's 11...

A couple days ago I was working with LISA!! and this guy came in a ordered a SMALL coffee and then started freaking out because he wanted a SENIOR coffee. Well she was really mad because the guy said SMALL coffee. And she was like "What do you want me to do? Just give you a senior coffee because you look old?" It was rude and funny and sooo truee! Costumers think you know what exactly what they are thinking! They are crazzzyyyy!!

Tigers/Cardinals Update

Well I'm not really watching because I just got home and I had to get right on my blog because CAL told me too (sorry I didnt comment right away.. I'm in a hurry!!) and TYLER got back from football camp so I had to listen to all of his stories. (he didnt even shower before he came to see me...sick and nasty yet cute) Then my grandma and greg came over it's been a rough day. ha. Today I got my check and I now have enough money for a car!! OMG!! I am sooo super excited I just cry. So anyway back on the subject
Tigers are kicking Texas's butt right now 13 to 5 finally!! It's just because my guy JUSTIN VERLANDER is playing! Good job boys maybe now I will start watching ya again!
I'm sure Cardinals won today because they are AMAZING!!

A late (and long) night

Today was latest I have EVER worked at McDonalds!! I had to work until 9! It was crazzy but it was a fun and new experience. Chelsea worked with me so I felt a little more comfortable. But I dont really know how to break rules hehe..and thats what they pretty much do. I was really scared:) But ya a whole bunch of stuff happened to me. This huge group of REALLLY cute guys came in. And before they left they left me a note that said that I was the most beautiful person there and it had all their numbers on it! I was so flattered but I was a faithful little girl friend and threw it away. Dont get any ideas Tyler is still my lover boy!! Haha. Also this other guy told me I had a cute smile and that I wear it well! Isnt that just sweet? Well I have to go to bed cuz I have to work at....10am (another late shift!)

Reckless Riding

Today my sister Carli and I were riding our sweet bikes and decided to do a little trick. We got really close to each other and I grabbed Carli's handle bars and she grabbed mine and we started riding like that. Well we got a little to carried away because we went FLYING!!! We rode all the way to peach lake and then back to my house with bloody scraps haha. Well I guess it's not summer if you don't get scratched up a little.

Lonley Blogger

Chels and Cal havent been on their blog in FOREVER and it's really depressing because they havent commented me either...I MISS YOU GUYS!!!

Tigers Update

Tigers are playing right now. I have decided that I should just cool down from last night and not watch them tonight. I was so angry I needed a break so I think they are losing right now but I'm not sure!!!

My Mom's Best Friend

Yeah so my mom has this friend from high school, Kim. I see her every now and then..when I was little I would see her ALL THE TIME. But you know people grow apart. But my mom just had her class reunion as you all know and Kim came over with all her family. She has three kids Kayla! She just had a CUTE baby and she brought her boyfriend who is also really nice. Ashley! She is really nice too...they are just a nice family. and Mallory! She is around Macy's age and just loves the life out of Humphrey. also Kim's husband Ray! he is such a funny guy. I had so much fun with them I hope they come over more...it was the greatest time ever!!

Today..

Yeah so today was ok....DEMI came over which really got me excited! I had a great time with her. But then my dad yelled at me really loudly and so did my mom...but we dont have to talk about that. Then ALISSA just left my house I havent seen her in FOREVER!! She got new PUPPIES they are so cute but I cant spell their names because they are really weird. But yeah today was good yet bad but if CALLIE was here everything would have been GREAT!! I cant wait for her to come over again!! She is the bestest person ever and I am soo lucky I have a friend like her! I LOVE YOU CAL!

Tigers/Cardinals Update

I am assuming Cardinals lost...but I stopped watching at the bottom of the 8th inning because it was just so dreadful. I have never seen them play that horrible, it was embarrassing. Hopefully they caught up in the last inning but I doubt it. It was 9-2 Phillies when I stopped watching.
Tigers werent any better than the Cardinals last night. We lost 1-5! Those Tigers are lucky I am not there coach because they wouldnt have a second to rest on their way to Texas. They would be sweating until they are bleeding. They were absolutly horrible last night. I couldnt believe it. If they were so close to staying in first, yet so close to going to second, why wouldnt they just give 100% like a real team! Raburn muffed so many balls it was insane!! And Porcello walked like everyone so they did the stupidest thing ever and put miner in like he is any better! Tigers you sucked but last night you better step it up tonight you little jerks!! You totally let me down. If you baseballers want some advice take this RUN FASTER TO YOUR BASES!! There is nothing more annoying when you guys just jog to your base and then get out it's ridiculous!! Granderson, I saw you run your little heart out all the way to third base on the American League vs. National League that's what a true player runs like you little jerk. Laird is the only player who actually does things right practice with him more!! You guys seriously should do better tonight or I will be kicking some tiger butt!
P.S. 60 posts yay!

Tyler's gone...:(

Tyler just left for football camp eleven minutes ago...I feel sooo alone! He won't come back until Wednesday at 12pm and I will be working..To make things worse my mom wouldnt even let me go to his house this morning to help him pack :( She is sooo mean!! and Tyler is slow!! So he didnt have enough time to stop at my house for 2 seconds to say bye to me! But I think he was just mad because I couldnt come over...Oh well it's not my fault!

Tiger's Update

Tiger's won again last night!! Woot woot! It was a close one...4-3! They even had 10 innings! It was pretty suspensful..but we won!! They have one more game against them tonight at 8:05! Then they start the Texas Series! Texas isnt that far up there so we should be fine! We still have a chance of going down though if we lose because Chicago has only 2 or 3 loses more than us so if we like totally suck this series we could go down...but we won't!
P.S. Cal wanted me to put some stuff up about the Cardinals so they are playing right now it's the bottom of the second inning they are tied 1 to 1 against the Phillies and right now...Wellemeyer is pitchin and doin pretty well he is throwing a lot strikes!!! I'll keep watching and tell you the highlights!! Remember Tiger's at 8!

Tiger's Update!

Thank the holy lord jesus the Tiger's won both of their games yesterday! I didn't watch it so I can't really say much about it but they played against Chicago I think..they should have anyway since they are in second. But if Tiger's would have lost those games they would have lost their first place spot and gone down to second...?? Yeah second because Minnesota has 48 wins I think. But they play Chicago again today with is kind of scary because they need to win this one too in order to stay in first! Chicago is only one win behind!! Best of luck! Go Tigers!!!

My Crazzzzyyyy MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah so today is my mom's class reunion and last night she went shopping for a new outfit. Well she came home with a couple shirts and some pants and she wanted ME to pick out her outfit because I'm the best daughter in the world and I'm the only kid my mom trusts because I'm just kcool!! Well we were in her room for like an hour because she kept going through her closet and playing with her hair and trying to find shoes and stuff. I'm tellin ya it was nuts! She only had two shirts and one pair of pants and one pair of shoes but she kept mixing and matching and I was so confused!! In the end we decided on a black tank top with colorful beads on the top, kacki capris, and colorful beaded heels! and she is having her hair down like always!! My mom also thinks she is fat! She soo crazy!! Those of you that have seen my mom know that she is basically as big as me!! She only weighs like 120!! she is crazy!!! She definetly needs some friend (Mrs. Swartz) because her not having a social life has made her CRAZY!!

I'm Waiting...

Hey Mrs. Swartz! I miss you! I wish you comment on my blog and tell me what twitter is! I havent heard from you in forever!! And I still want you and my mom to get together because you guys are seriously identical! It's crazy!!! And my mom has no friends right now because all of her friends are college professers lol and she's not in college anymore!! Yay! So you could totally save my mom! Hahaaha!! Anyway, so basically the only reason I want school to start is because I have a better chance of seeing you! You just brighten my day all the time!!

OMG CUTE SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just recently looking on American Eagle for some new clogs and I was really mad because they really didnt have anything cute :(
But Demi came over yesterday and had the CUTEST clogs on!!
They were PURPLE plaid with a HUGE black button on the side!!
They were the most amazing things ever!!
Since Tyler was at work, I texted him and asked him to pick me up a pair after work!!
He even told me that I didnt have to pay him back for them isnt he sweet? When I tried to look at the reciept so I could pay him back he like tackled me so I decided that from now on, when he says that he will pay for something, I have to allow him to or else I'm dead!

DEMI IS 17!!!!

Today is Demi's birthday!!! I'm sooo happy she is 17 today!!! I'm also really sad because she isn't going to come visit me :( she is just gonna go hang out in the rain at relay for life! I would go but I'm going shopping!!! Yay!! Maybe I'll buy her a present...but maybe not lol!

20 questions

This 20 question things is fun! I wanted to do one too!

1. Whats your favorite TV show?
2. Whats your favorite Candy?
3. Whats your favorite place in the whole World?
4. Who did you speak to last?
5. How tall are you?
6. If you could go anywhere right now where would you go?
7. Whats the most BORING thing you have ever done?
8. If you could be a baseball player, what position would you play?
9. Whats your favorite sport?
10. Whats your favorite team?
11. Whats one thing you have never done that you are dying to do?
12. Whats the last thing you bought?
13. Who are you texting right now?
14. Whats your favorite muffin flavor?
15. Whats the last book you read?
16. Would you rather go to Franch or Italy?
17. Who's your favorite celeberty?
18. Dr. Phil or Tyra?
19. What excites you most about summer?
20. What color shirt are you wearing?

MY ANSWERS

1. Roseanne (Darleen is my favorite character she is hilarious!)
2. Rolo's
3. Great Wolf Lodge! (I've been there like 13 times!)
4. Demi (Her birthday is tomorrow yay!)
5. I don't know..last time I checked which was like two years ago I was 5' 2"
6. My grandma's house to eat spaghetti!
7. Watch Twilight because Amanda and Lindsay made me :(
8. Shortstop baby!
9. Baseball!!!!
10. St. Louis Cardinals!! Go Duncan!
11. Jet Ski
12. A gummie worm cookie and chocolate covered marshmellow!
13. Tyler even though he is working hahaha
14. Blueberry!
15. My Sister's Keeper!!!! Great Book!!
16. Italy to visit my Uncle Rico!!
17. I think they are all pretty dumb but I don't like Kristen Stewart (the girl from Twilight) because she looks stoned like all the time!! She is nasty!
18. Dr. Phil! He tells them what their problem is and he like throws it in their face HARD!! It's sweet!
19. Not going to school!
20. Green!!!

Watch out here I come!!

So at macinaw i was riding my bike down this amazingly huge hill and I was going super fast like 60 miles an hour! and you know I said people never move? Well I totally ran into this little kid! It was so funny!! I also ran into some girls wheel because she was standing right in the middle of the side walk with her bike and was taking up like the whole thing so I just ran it over!! Take that, girl!

Brighten Your Day #11

This one is really gross.
Carli was farting like non-stop. She said that she couldnt control them like she couldnt even feel them coming
So then Macy says "You have farting turrets!"

Macinaw Island Pros and Cons

PROS:

• It's so pretty like seriously breath taking!
• You get to ride your bike forever and never get bored.
• They have really sweet shops!
• Their fudge and ice cream is like the best thing you can ever eat
• All the restaurants are super good!
• You can take a cute little horse ride
• There is a huge hill that you can fly down on your bike and run people over!
• They have tons of sweet houses that are fun to look at

CONS:

• If you have a sweet bike like mine people always stop and touch your bike when your in shops I caught like five people doing it!
• Horse pee and poop everywhere and you get it all over your feet if your walking!
• People are everywhere! And they just stand in your way and even if you say excuse me they still won't listen I ran like three people over because they wouldnt move out of my way!
• There is this dumb historical thing called Fort Macinaw where you learn about how we got the island and stuff and it takes forever! It's also really boring! It's basically for people like my mom or Mrs. Swartz who actually like to learn!
• Everything is sooo expensive!
• You have to walk forever just to see the Grand Hotel and Stonecliff
• You get really fat from eating.
• There is no bathrooms any where
• Some people at the shops are really rude! Like at the butterfly house all they do is sit on there butts and yell at little kids!
• The people who work on the boats that take you to the island ring your bells on your bikes
• There are seagulls everywhere!!

Even though I had more cons than pros I still love Macinaw!

My Outlook on Jon and Kate Plus 8

Okay Jon and Kate are both at fault for this dumb divorce thing! They need to learn a thing or two about life! They always talk about how God is a big part of their lives and stuff and in her book she said that her most important person in her life was JON!
Kate's Fault: She treated Jon like a little kid. She would always cut him off and always correct him and stuff and it was really annoying! She would also yell at him in public and stuff which is really embarrassing! She talked about how much she loved him (and she probably did) but she had no respect. She wanted the attention and Jon has never been able to totally answer one question alone with Kate and her big mouth ruining it. But I still love Kate. She is the best mom ever.
Jon's Fault: I understand where he is coming from. Now that I think of this I kind of saw this coming or at least I should have. He still should have gone about this differently. He should have talked to Kate about it! Duh!! He is soo stupid. Why would you leave your 8 kids and amazing life to hang out with some stupid worthless girl? He was on a nice track! He just needed to communicate with his wife!! Hello!!!!! They would still be together right now if he wasnt dumber than a box of rocks!! He would be much happier! This girl that he is with is seriously a waste of skin. Just look at her! She is a joke. These kids arent going to be so cute anymore after hanging out with this chick. Kate probably won't let her around them but she only has so much control. When Jon has the kids he can do whatever he wants with them. These poor little kids are going to grow up to be dirtbags! Their lives are down the drain for good! If I was Kate I would fight for full custody just look at Jon now he is nasty! I would get a restraining order or something from that girl Jon's dating.

Brighten Your Day #10!

This brighten your day is basically just some funny smart mouth things that Macy said on our trip that I probably shouldnt have laughed at!
Yesterday we were at Macinaw and Macy really had to pee so I took her to Starbucks. We got in the bathroom and there was no toilet paper so we told the lady and she sent someone to do it but they were taking forever so we went across the street to a Hamburger place. Macy goes right in and yells "Where's your restroom?!" and someone yells back "We dont have one, but you can go to Starbucks across the street." and then Macy goes "They don't have any toilet paper!"
Yesterday Macy and I were in the bathroom again and there was this little girl throwing a Huge Fit about some toy that she wanted but her mom wouldnt let her get. I seriously wanted to throw the girl into a pile of horse poop! Macy looks up at me and says "That little girl needs to climb a bridge and get over it!" Hahaha
A few nights ago we were walkin around at Macinaw City and Macy was complaining. She said this in a whiny almost crying voice "Mom I'm bored and I'm hungry and worst of all my dogs are barkin" LOLLLLLLL
Macy was complaining again on our way to Macinaw and she said "Dad whatever we do lets not drive for much longer because I'm pretty much car rided out"
At the sue locks Macy was really bored and she was "Like wow a big boat. Who cares? This is a total waste of time!" Hahahaha

My Vacation!

So I'm sure you're wondering why I'm blogging on Friday when I was supposed to be home on Sunday. Well here's the thing. We went to Great Wolf Lodge and had a huge blast (like always). And then we went to Sugar Island...yeah that totally ruined everything. We were supposed to be there for a week but we only stayed for one night! Lol. There was Nothing to do! The cabin we stayed in was nice but there was seriously only trees. We tried to ride four wheelers but the trail was all muddy and we got stuck. We tried to ride bikes but there was no trail so we went on the road and it was all hilly and not enjoyable so we went back. Plus, the few people who live there are very reckless drivers...they go like 90 on a curvy and hilly road so you cant see them until they are about to kill you! Then we tried fishing but there was like no fish at all you could'nt even see them. So we just had a campfire and went to bed and left. And then we went to the Sue Locks and Tuqanamon Falls (or however you spell it) which sucked because it was raining the whole time. Then we spent the rest of the day driving around because we didn't know where to go. So we went to Macinaw and now I'm here!!

Exxxxcited!

Tomorrow I'm going to GREAT WOLF LODGE!!!!!!! and then I'm going to SUGAR ISLAND!!!! I am soo exxxcited!! Today was my last day of working for at least eight days. Fun fun!! Can't Wait!! But that means I wont be able to blog....DARN! but look on the bright side..when I come back I will have TONS of stories to tell!

Macy's Birthday Present

Okay so you will never guess what my cute little sister Macy got for her 11th birthday! Drum Roll!!!.......Another Drum Roll!!! a hamster thats right a Hamster!! He has the cutest name ever! Drum Roll Again....humphrey Haha isn't that cute? And there is something really funny that will make you crack right up about him too but if you want to know you have to ask me in person or comment me because if I post it I could dig myself a huge hole.

Oops

Sorry my pictures are back wards! You probably (hopefully) figured that out

The rest of my Fam!

#1 My mom and dad
#2 She is my little cousin who is should be my sister because she is always over for example now! I dont think she ever leaves :)
#3 Some nut case who thinks I'm her sister!! Actually her name is Carli and we are 13 months apart!

I'm Soo Mad!

Yeah so Tyler wanted to buy me a promise cuz we are meant to be!! And we went to Kay's and I picked out the perfect one. It had a diamond heard inside a bigger heart that was just pink gold. I loved it!!! Well the little jerk went to Saginaw when I went to Chelsea's and showed the ring to his family and they didnt like it. Well it's not like I care...I'm wearing it!! Well they picked out another one and it's dumb. Well not dumb I just like the other one wayy better. The one that they picked out is BORING!! It's just 3 diamonds and they are soo small they dont even look like diamonds they look like black holes! Not to mention it's like 3 times more expensive!! I'm so mad!
p.s. what the heck is up with my thing it wont let me change my font color!!!

New Buttons!

Today at mcdonalds we got new buttons!!! They are sooo sweet!! Mine says I LOve Lattes!!!

Dang...

My mom totally stole my sweat shirt!! Darn...

Birghten Your Day #...Something

This one is really mean but I was not part of this situation..I was just laughing at it. lol. so the yeah the commercial with the lawyer and his name is Sam B. (i cant spell his last name) and the commercial has all his kids in it and stuff???
Well all the kids are cross eyed..
I was at my grandpas house and my grandpa makes a crossed eyed face and says "Sam B....I can help you if I can find you"
lol just picture it...you know its funny and i know its mean

My Vacation!

Ya sooo like my parent scheduled a last minute vacation to Great Wolf Lodge and then from there we are going to Sugar Island. But I'm mad because I told them not to make it last minute because we are going to be gone for over a week I think and I need to request it off!!! I better get it off I requested it like 20 times lol...

Pictures! :)

#1. Me and Tyler.....on Halloween! We were zebras!

#2. Me and my little Macy at Mackinaw. Isn't she adorable!

#3. My Sweet Red Bike!

Twitter??

What the heck is twitter? What do you do? What do you use it for??? I keep hearing everyone say "twitter me." and I'm like ok..?? and all my scholarship people want me to "follow them on twitter" Comment me and tell me what twitter is!!

Brighten Your Day #8

Yeah so you remember the post My Sneaky Grandma? Well remember the fat old ex-boyfriend I forgot what name I had for him...I will use Karl now. LOL
Well Karl walked into McDonalds and all my co-workers start FREAKING out. They were all like "OMG there is the child molester" And I took his order really fast because I was embarrassed that I actually know this crazy man. And when he was gone everyone came up to me and asked me if he did anything to me and if he said anything to me. I guess he said some sexual things to my buds who are only like 15-21 years of age. And this guy is at least 60. And my manager came out and said that she was going to ask him not to come in again.

Brighten Your Day #7

Today I did something retarded.
So it looked really nice outside so I decided to go outside and go swimming!!
So I put all my stuff on and was ready to go in and I walked outside and it was soo cold outside!!
I was soo sad!!

McDonalds Is Totally Ripping Me Off!!!

Yeah so this whole summer I have been getting MAJOR hours. (seriously) I have 39 hours next week! So everyone pretty much agrees that it's basically what an adult has to work right? Well as you know I only make 6.55!! That is such a piece of crap. If I work the same as an adult at McDonalds I should get paid as much as an adult. I think it's dumb because the only reason I'm getting hours is because I dont get paid FAIRLY! Well McDonalds people your not getting away with this one..SOMEONE IS GOING DOWN!!

My Crazy Mother

Yeah so we went to my grandma's house to watch MJ's funeral and my dang mother cried! She is such a freak a leak!! Guess what she did? She went on iTunes and bought like every MJ and Jackson 5 song!!! And she has been blaring it through the house. I have now realized that MJ's music really isn't that great..why did everyone love him??
Also I bought the new Katy Perry CD and it's AWESOME!! I wanted to get lady gaga too but I'm saving for a car so I guess I have to wait!

Best Night EVER!!

I just got back from Chelsea's party! It was sooo fun! I love her so much she is the kcoolest! I also got to meet Blaire!! I heard so much about her but never met her :(( but I was happy to finally meet her and Callie is right Blaire is pretty much amazing!! I just love my friends they are awesome I can't even remember what we did...lol. Did you ever feel that way when you didnt really do anything memorable you just know that you had a blast!! I love you Chelsea! I hope you have another Partyyy soon!!!!!!

Brighten Your Day #6

So on this movie that I watched there was this really funny part....this lady and this man were talking about the lady's dead husband and how he was a captain...she goes yeah he was a captain and then he says "I am a captain" and then she says "really of what?" and then he says "I am a captain of crunch" lol isnt that funny i laughed for like five whole minutes!!

My Sneaky Grandma!!

So today when I was working my Grandma's FAT annoying creepy weird strange EX boyfriend (he is also my neighbor) (we will call him Lucas*) came in..lets start off with what he ordered an Anus Mushroom and Swiss meal SUPER SIZED (large fry no salt) AND a parfait!! Well anyway now my Grandma found a new man a couple years ago and he is the BEST!! (Steve*) He is hilarious. Well any way Lucas starts talking to me about how my grandma showed him pictures of my cousins wedding...weird...so I asked if they were together and he no that she was still with steve and that my grandma and Lucas only talked once in a while (puke)
Then my grandma walks in.......NO WAY!! I start yelling at her because I think that she is meeting Lucas there. but she says noooo she is still with greg (oops i mean steve lol) she is just on her way to work. she says that he called her once and she answered and she sent the pictures to everyone on her email list. so then i asked why he was on her list and then she laughed and told me not to tell my mom!!!
Well my grandma is crazy because i totally told my mom!!
My grandma is crazy because the only reason she likes fatty lucas because he gives her CASINO MONEY! and steve actually cares about her house payment and makes her save it.. lol i hope she isnt reading this I LOVE YOU GRANDMA!

I MISS YOU CALLIE!!!!

So this summer is TOTALLY sucking!! What to know why? Because I am working sooo much I can hardly ever see my BFF Callie! I miss her sooo much!! I didnt even text her today! Well she didnt text me back I tried to text her I guess she found a new best friend....And I was going to ask to hang out with her friday but now I have to babysit ALL DAY and then I have to go down state for Rylee (Tyler's other sister) birthday (yay....) but then I finally get to see her at Chelsea's pool party!! I can't wait!! Hopefully she spends the night so I can spend even more time with my wonderful best friend. I love you sooo much cal!! You are the kcoolest craziest best amazingest person ever and I miss you soo much!!!